ATTACK OF THE ASS BANDITS (A Hammer & Anvil Paranormal Mystery) Who gives an ass about naked art? When the city’s museums and antique stores are trashed and priceless Greek and Roman statues smashed, the police are baffled as to the perpetrators and the motive behind the crimes. The vandals issue their list of demands which includes the cover up of all naked male statues from the classical period and the Renaissance. If their demands are not met, they threaten to mutilate the city’s newly acquired artistic pride and joy, Leonardo da Vinci’s Naked Boy with Olives. With the unveiling imminent of the impressive sculpture, the gallery’s curator finds evidence that the attacks are not of this world and calls in the Paranormal Security Agency run by a vampire, Anvil, and his human boyfriend, Hammer.